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Mustang Chronicles – Episode One   3 comments

The  Mustang turned 50 last week. Tributes have filled the news, recounting how it changed the driving scene for the young men of the era along with fellow muscle cars,  Camaro, and Charger . This called for a listen here, you don’t know what you’re talking about from me because I was there,  and I’m here to  tell while that may have been true for the Camaro and Charger, when it came to the  Mustang,  the Mustang was a girl’s car. At least it was in my neck of the woods and I have the tales to prove it.

The Infamous  Egg Caper

I had two friends at college who had Mustangs, Bobbi C and Barb P. Ironic isn’t it that their names sound like Bob?

Bobbi had inherited her ’64 gray blue Mustang from her older sister.

Bobbi C

Barb’s ’67 navy blue ‘Stang had been bought new, but from a sad source of income – the money she’d inherited from her parents. She’d been orphaned in her early  teens.

barbP

Both Barb and Bobbi were recruited for our spur-of-the-moment egg caper.

We pause for a bit of history here. I went to a small Catholic women’s college next to West Point. It was believed that a  good portion of Ladycliff’s students went there in hopes of marrying a cadet. This may have been true in earlier years, and  there may have been true for a small portion of  my class , but as far as my friends and I were concerned, all I can say is Ha!

Ladycliff

It was 1968, and we were the first wave of baby boomers and we served as the advance guard for the full-blown protester/feminist/what-have-you that was soon to descend on the world. If you were fortunate to have come of age in the ’60s you’ll understand it when I say the ’60s didn’t really get underway until the ’70s.  As for the crew and I,  we regretted the day we’d enrolled at Ladycliff,  but were imprisoned there by parents who knew there really wasn’t much trouble we could get into there. Speaking of trouble –  back to the egg caper.

I can’t remember whose idea it was, but since I remember Ginger L being involved, I’d say she was probably the creator.  Ginger was famous for her sayings which would send us into hysterics as we sat around smoking cigarettes in the student lounge that was creatively known as  “The Smoker. Some of the bon mots I remember are

  • “No matter where you go……..there you are.”
  • “Always remember, a penny earned is …….still a penny.”
  • “Beauty is only skin deep but…ugly is to the bone.”

Oh, well. They were funny at the time, and if you’re thinking it wasn’t tobacco we were smoking you’d be wrong. Remember the 60s weren’t really the 60s. Speaking of that kind of stuff, if someone happened to put a quarter in the jukebox and chose Bob Dylan’s Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 as one of their three songs, we’ d form a long conga type line and march all around the lounge behind Ginger, singing the chorus. Everybody must get stoned.

Oh yes, the egg run. It was Halloween of our senior year and we were bored so we decided to go throw eggs at (who else  but?) cadets. We rounded up Bobbi and Barb and their Mustangs as well as Margie H and her soon-to-be vintage ’59 Porsche 356A Speedster,  inherited, like Bobbi from her older sister,

Marge

and Terry B and her ’67 red Pontiac Lemans. Terri’s dad had promised her a red convertible if she went to college and graduated. Wisely he waited until senior year to buy it for her.

Terri B

 

I can’t recall which car I rode in but we  formed a motorcade as we headed into bustling (not!) downtown Highland Falls, and after a  pit stop at the IGA, where we bought out their supply of eggs, headed up to the West Point Gate.

Now remember this was way, way, way before 9-11-2001, so the guard didn’t even make us stop. He just waved us through. Perhaps he was used to seeing  Ladycliff girls coming to “The  Point”.  Little did he know!

gate

We had timed it so we’d get there  shortly after the cadets were getting out of the mess hall. We didn’t even bother to spread out,  just rode through, tossing eggs and cackling  louder than hens, a la The Wicked Witch of the West.  Hey, we were the Wicked Witches of West Point, ha ha ha ha ha. I swear  that just popped into my head.  Sorry, sometimes I just knock myself out, but back to the caper.

West Point

We rode  past all the academic halls, the library, theater, on out to Trophy Point  and circled back up past Michie Stadium where the  football games were held,  the athletic fields, even the Commandant’s House. If there was a cadet out we got him, or, in more cases than not, we missed him.

Finally we headed back out the way we came. And guess what in t hose pre-, pre-, pre-, pre-cellphone days, the guard just gave a wave and a nod as we headed out.

Dare I say had we pulled the  prank today, those Mustang  license plates would be  on some kind of subversive , to-be-watched list. But by the time any cadets or MPs managed to get to a phone to call to order him to  “stop those crazy girls, ”  those crazy girls had disposed of the empty egg cartons and were back in the smoker.

If I tell you that the egg caper was one of my most vivid memories of Ladycliff, does it give you an idea of how exciting our four years were? Well life got much more exciting and I met  more Mustang owners along the way. They were all female. That’s because the guys I met were all driving Camaros, Firebirds, Plymouth Road Runners, Chargers and Challengers.

As for me,  I couldn’t afford  $2,350 for a Mustang so I  ended up buying  a Volkswagen Beetle.

 

Next post – Episode 2 . Two VW’ers take  a Mustang to Boston

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Fifty Shades of Gray   8 comments

No, not the book, that’s Fifty Shades of G-r-e-y.  I’m talking about cars. Have you noticed parking lots and streets have turned a paler shade of gray?

                      

 

Last Sunday my friend, A. and I drove into Manhattan. After 15 minutes of cruising the streets I found a parking space, which is the same thing as instantly by Manhattan standards. It wasn’t the biggest of spots, but I did a reasonably good job of parallel parking – only two do-overs. Parallel parking is the only kind of  parking in Manhattan unless you want go to a parking lot or garage – but readers of this blog know I gravitate toward f-r-e-e.

We attended a street festival, and when it was time to head home we walked back along the street where I’d parked the car. Our conversation went like this.

Me:“Look at that, of all the cars on the street, those guys have to lean on my car?”

A: “That’s not your car, that’s a VW.”

Me: “Oh.”

Me: “Oh no, I got a ticket. For what?”

A: “That’s not your car; that’s a Toyota.”

Me“ Man,  almost every car on the street is gray – gray and boxy.”

A: “There’s your car.”

Me: “No, that’s not mine. That car has a red inspection sticker I have a blue one.

A: “There’s your car.”

Me. “Are you sure? I thought I parked closer to the curb.  Yeah, it’s my car. What a lousy parking job”

I came home and set a challenge for myself, and a bet. I bet myself a lottery scratch-off  ticket  that I could do an online search of 2012 car colors and come up with fifty. Are you ready?

 

Hyundai

  • Harbor gray metallic
  • Radiant silver metallic
  • Shimmering- air metallic
  • Shimmering-silver metallic
  • Titanium gray metallic
  • Harbor gray metallic
  • Camel pearl
  • Iridescent silver blue pearl
  • Desert bronze metallic
  • Tungsten metallic


Nissan

  • Brilliant silver
  • Metallic slate
  • Gun metallic

Volkswagen

  • Platinum gray metallic
  • Moon rock silver metallic
  • Tungsten
  • Reflex silver metallic

Ford

  • Sterling gray
  • Ginger ale
  • Ingot silver
  • Light pewter
  • Earth metallic
  • Steel blue metallic
  • Frosted glass

Chevrolet

  • Ashen gray metallic
  • Gray stone metallic
  • Mocha steel metallic
  • Silver ice metallic
  • White Diamond tri-coat
  • Taupe gray metallic
  • Blue granite
  • Ashen gray

Toyota

  • Classic silver metallic
  • Cosmic gray mica
  • Cypress pearl
  • Magnetic gray metallic
  • Shoreline blue mist
  • Silver
  • Flaxen mica
  • Medium silver

 

 

Lexus

  • Mercury metallic
  • Opaline pearl
  • Verdigris mica
  • Truffle mica

Honda

  • Alabaster silver metallic
  • Polished metal metallic
  • White orchid pearl
  • Cool mist metallic
  • Urban titanium metallic
  • Opal sage

And there you have it. I know someone is saying some of those colors don’t sound like they’re gray. But trust me, in each case, the paint chip picture looked gray. Besides when I bought my car, I chose Tungsten metallic. Do you know what I got?

Mouse gray.

That’s why I named him Mighty Mouse.

What about you? Have you succumbed to The Long Gray Line of cars? I’d love to know. Leave me a comment.