A mystery left unanswered for over 30 years has been cleared up. Finally! I have proof that I wasn’t crazy. But unfortunately it’s a satisfaction that will go unshared since I’m certain I’m the only one of the four of us who remembers that night. Sure, they probably remember the WHO concert but I’m sure they’ve long forgotten the lisp. Who am I fooling? I’m probably the only one who even remembered it the next day – or cared!
What I don’t remember is the exact year. Let’s settle for 1980-early something or other. The WHO Were appearing at the Oakland Coliseum and I went to see them with the man to whom I was married, and another couple. Husband and friend, being technology types, and other wife, being a nurse, all brought earplugs to use once the concert was underway.
“What are you nuts?” Yes, I’m sure that’s what I said. “We’re here to see a group that bills itself as the loudest rock band in the world……
………and you three are going to plug up your ears?!”
Well, one of us didn’t.
We had great seats. Balcony? Loge? Mezzanine? Whatever they were called, they were upper left of the stage so I could down for a side view of Roger Daltrey as he kept up his non-stop marching steps and twirled and caught his microphone throughout the entire concert.
Sure Jagger has his moves ………
but it is my strongly-held opinion that Roger is overlooked when it comes to putting on a non-stop show. He may not prance and strut like a rooster, but he never stopped moving. And, to this day, no one has perfected the rock and roll scream like Roger Daltrey.
And ,as I said, I had a perfect seat to verify this. And the pyrotechnics that that culminated “Won’t Get Fooled Again” – A full sensory assault.
Ha! I thought, too bad these namby pambies with me aren’t getting their money’s worth.
Later on the drive home, maybe I was tired or cranky, but I didn’t appreciate the joke the guys were playing on me, talking with a lisp, saying things like
“Did you thee the colorth in the thmoke after that exthplothion?” asked friend
“Stop talking like that!” I whined
“Thtop talking like what? What am I doing?” he asked.
“You’re talking with a lisp!”
Here’th the thtop thign where you need to turn,” advised husband who was serving as his navigator.
“You too, Cut it out!!!”
“Why are you so upset?” Other wife turned around to look at me in the back seat. “They’re not doing anything.”
“ They’re talking with those phony lisps. Don’t you hear them?”
They continued this way the entire ride home. I gave up, but I never forgot, and finally, last month, I discovered the guys were innocent after all.
Smart Planet is a newsletter I follow online at work. It often serves up material I can curate for our Twitter account. An interview with a woman named Katherine Bouton, who began losing her hearing at age 30, caught my eye although it had no application for work. I began reading, and there it was in black and white – the answer I’d been searching for all these years……
“I understand that high-frequency sounds are the first victims of hearing loss and then comes the inability to hear the frequencies associated with speech.
Audiologists refer to the speech banana. This is the pattern on an audiogram that shows where speech sounds fall. If your hearing does not fall within the speech banana you’ll have trouble understanding speech, though you may hear it. Very few vowels or consonants fall in the low frequencies but in the high frequencies, 4000 to 8000 Hz, you find the consonants f, s, and th. So people with hearing loss in that area can’t distinguish between “fish” “fist” “fifth” or “fit.”
Finally, vindication was mine. I wasn’t hearing things, after all.
Hmm, I wasn’t hearing things?! I wasn’t hearing? What does this mean?????
I need time to think about this. But if you’d like to learn more about hearing loss. (No, I didn’t say my hearing loss, I just said hearing loss) you can read the entire article at http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/pure-genius/q-a-katherine-bouton-on-hearing-loss-and-its-hidden-causes/9743?tag=nl.e662&s_cid=e662&ttag=e662