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Messing With Father Time   3 comments

The clock over my sink drew a second look from many visitors to the House of Mars this summer. My cousin Janet, visiting from Brooklyn, thought she’d entered a time warp. What else would explain the fact that she arrived on the 4:10 train, then accompanied me on a detour home to forage the necessities for making watermelon margaritas, and yet arrived in my kitchen at 4:20. Others were less dramatic, and just asked outright “Is that clock right?” My answer to all seekers remained the same – yes, kind of.

You see, I’ve hated climbing up to take it down to turn the clock forward, or back, as the season and the news programs dictate. And so this year, after several months of conveniently forgetting, I decided on July first since I was as close to Eastern Standard Time as I was to Daylight Savings Time, I’d just bide my time until the clock would sync itself with reality.

Or so I thought until the middle of August when it became permanently 3:42 over-the-sink-in-the kitchen-of-The-House-of- Mars. The battery up and died, and so unless I wanted to live a life just short of the witching hour of British tea time, I’d have to climb up there after all.


Score one for Father Time. Score another advanced case of procrastination for me – I decided to wait until November 1 to do both, fall back (not off the ladder, I hoped), and change the battery.

Finally the day arrived.


I checked the clock. I needed AA


Thanks to my friend, John, an emergency-phobe, I always keep a box-load of batteries to tide me over though any power outage. I checked my stash.

every thing but AA


Lesson learned – Don’t Mess with Father Time


There’s Bullying And Then There’s Bullying   1 comment

Recent news accounts about the latest poor teenaged bullying victim who saw suicide as the only way out has set me thinking. Is bullying more prevalent today then it was in the 50’s and 60’s when I was learning my way in the world? I doubt it. Bullying has been around forever. Goliath comes to mind.

  • Is it that  the media is more omnipresent today?
  • Does the internet makes it easier for bullies to throw constant barbs at the bullied?
  • Does the idea that the internet may have already spread the viciousness before the victim has even seen it make him or her even more victimized

Yes and yes, and maybe.

What’s different about today’s bullying is the way it’s carried out. But I think that in blaming the internet I’m shooting the messenger. I should be shooting the computer, lap top, iPhone iPad, – all the devices that have made a best buddy out of the almighty screen. So when that best buddy delivers all those barbs and vicious names, who is there to turn to?

When I was young (aagh, did I just write those four words? How many times did I silently gag when either of my parents uttered them) But as I was saying, back in the day bullying was “in your face.” This was because we spent every waking hour out playing. There was nothing worse than going out and finding “No one to play with”. We  were out in the street after school, weekends, summers, and at lunchtime recess – yes we played outside on our lunch hours ( and yes it was a full hour. )

And so when bullies struck they did so out in the open. Bullies need an audience, otherwise why bother. But whereas  today’s victims suffer the verbal slings alone, at home, in front of their screens, the bullied back then, if she was lucky had a friend or a kind-hearted soul who at best would stand up for her, or at least, offer a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear. Not to toot my own horn, but I can recall befriending two different girls on different occasions in third or fourth grade when they were made fun of for whatever reason. Hold on, maybe I touched on it right there. Made Fun Of.

Although it was anything but fun for the bullied, and undoubtedly left scars, the bully almost seemed benign and as if he/she was having fun as compared to today’s spineless bully sitting in the silent safety of  his/her keyboard, typing a relentless destructive onslaught to go out instantly to who knows how many screens

The old fashioned open, in the present bullying may also have brought fellow victims together and forged friendships, in a Revenge of the Nerds, in numbers there is strength, type of pact.

I myself had an early encounter with bullying.  Very early! I was probably about 4 when I’d come upstairs to our apartment crying that “Roni hit me. ” Yes, lower your jaws, at four, I was allowed out by myself – right in front of the building. All the kids were. Back then every city block was its own little small town. Neighbors were coming and  going, and mothers did keep an eye on us from the window.  Roni was my age, and lived in the next building.

After the second or third day of this, my mother had had enough.  And although her method will never appear in the politically correct parenting handbook of modern times, she solved my problem instantly and once and for all.

She didn’t come downstairs and have a  heart-to-heart eye level talk with Roni; nor did she have a talk with Roni’s mother.   She had a talk with me. “If you don’t hit Roni back, the next time you come home crying, I’m going to hit you too.”

And so the next time it happened I hit Roni back, and ya’ know what?  Not only did she never hit me again, we were best buddies from that day on, and all through grade school until high school when her family moved to California

So what am I trying to say? I don’t really know. I’m not making light of the effect of bullying on victims now or then. I just think that when it was delivered out in the light of day,  The victim had to act. Maybe it was to run away. Maybe it was to cry. But it was instant and direct, in a Bart Simpson  type of way. There wasn’t as much time for it to fester.

So make of this rambling post what you will, all I’m saying is social media can be awfully anti-social.

And if you have any thoughts on bullying I’d really like to hear them.

Posted October 21, 2013 by virginiafair in Uncategorized

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Oh No! The Bags Are Here!   8 comments

The American Medical Association published a report stating that traffic fatalities are “significantly” higher on tax filing day than the same day a week earlier or a week later. The inference is that this is due to the harried and scattered state of mind of taxpayers rushing to meet the deadline. My father never had this problem. Daddy started his tax preparations in late February. He didn’t have to say a word. We knew when the paper bags arrived in the dining room.

Daddy was a podiatrist in the days of one man practices. And In Daddy’s case, it was truly one man. He never even hired a receptionist until his later years. He answered his own phone and scheduled his own appointments. When the phone rang, he’d apologize to the patient in the treatment chair and pick up the black receiver, then swivel around to the tall secretary desk just behind him. He’d flip through the gold-edged pages of the leather-bound appointment book until he came to the right date, then enter the patient’s name, in pencil, at the desired time. Then, he’d swivel back to resume his treatment….and the conversation.

Daddy spent a lot of time swiveling. Next to the appointment book was a yellow legal pad. He’d pause in his examination to whirl around to record what he found in his examination – corns, calluses, fallen arches, skin conditions, ingrown toe nails. And as he treated them, he’d whirl to make diagrams and notes of what he was doing – in pencil

Ink was reserved for the record cards. And I do mean ink, Sheafer’s blue black. Papermate was just beginning the ballpoint revolution, and while Daddy might pick up one of our retractable pens at home, his records were fountain pen territory. Each night after office hours, he would transfer his notations to the patients’ records; 6×9” file cards which he kept in two long file drawers by the phone. You could tell the long-time patients. They had several cards, dog-eared and fastened together with a paper clip. Daddy kept his practice going until he was 82 and he never altered this routine.

Nor did he alter his sartorial routine. He’d dress in  a suit and tie, fedora and overcoat in the winter, then get in his car for the twenty minute drive to the office. There he’d change into crisp white pants and a tunic. It didn’t matter that nobody would see his tie and suit other than the occasional neighbor or Dr Riley and Dr Griffin, the two dentists with whom he shared the office suite, men dressed in those days.

Daddy was also his own accountant. He had his own way of keeping track of his expenses: grocery bags, sturdy brown paper bags, this being pre- paper or plastic?.  Each January he’d take a bag from the folded stack my mother kept under the sink and bring it to the office. He’d open it wide and stand it in the corner of the supply room where he kept his uniforms, towels, drapes, antiseptics, lotions, salves, bandages, powders, blades, files and other various tools of his profession.

Once a week he’d get out his checkbook and pay his expenses: linen rental, medical supplies, his share of the rent and utilities and Mr. Glass’s pay. Mr. Glass was Daddy’s only employee. Daddy swept up after each patient, and disinfected his own tools and work area but Mr. Glass did the major cleaning. He also came by our apartment on Saturdays and washed or waxed our floors.

When Daddy had written the last check and sealed the last envelope, he’d drop all the receipts into the paper bag. If there was no receipt, he’d jot the amount and date on a scrap of paper and drop it in too. When the bag was full, he’d put it in the closet and bring another one from home. This was his accounting system. This was also why he started in February.

Daddy would bring the bags home, lining them up against the dining room wall, to be dealt with on Wednesday or Sunday nights after dinner. Since his practice was largely made included a large portion of working people, Daddy offered evening appointments, and by the time he “did his records” it was usually 9 PM or later. Wednesday and Sundays were his days off so on those evenings he’d sort through each piece of paper, separating them into piles according to their payee, and stack them on the dining room table. By April 1st, the table was a bar graph of his expenses. Luckily we ate in the kitchen.

As each of us grew up took on our own tax preparation we’d try to persuade him that filing the bills as paid would save him time. We found it hard to reconcile his fastidiousness in every other area of his practice with his lackadaisical approach to the financial area. No, he argued, he couldn’t be bothered with filing. He insisted it would take the same amount of time as sorting. It was just a matter of doing it then, or doing it now. And so, we gave up. I came to view it as an if it ain’t broke don’t fix it type of thing. And it never broke.  In his fifty three years of filing, never once did he have to file for an extension.

As for his daughter? I can’t say that I ever developed a system. When I bought The House of Mars, I was a sole homeowner for the first time and I set out to keep all my expenses the right way. I bought a file cabinet and filed everything away. That worked for a year, maybe two

The file cabinet today?

So where I do my filing?

What’s that saying about apples and their distance from their tree?