I’m not a real big football fan but I watch games. Actually I watch the instant replays. I’m usually reading or checking my email when you’re playing but when I hear yelling I know something good happened. So I look up and wait for the replay. This way I get to see all the important plays without all that huddling and standing around.
The reason I’m writing is because I heard the Jets are bringing in that Tim Tebow. I saw you on TV saying kind words about him but it has to hurt. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’ll play great and they won’t need Mr Tebow. But just in case (you can’t have too many just in cases) Yes, just in case things start to go downhill, here’s a word of advice. No, here’s two words of advice:
That’s right. Depew Park .
In case you’ve been so involved in your playing that you never delved into Jets history, here’s why Depew Park is the place for you guys.
Now I’m sure you know enough Jets history to know what happened to the Jets in 1969. But if you want the details ask that nice Mr. Namath, Joe Willie, BroadwayJoe. He’ll tell you all about the good old days.
So what has the team been up to for the last forty three years? I hear you tried practicing out on Long Island but Hofstra didn’t bring any rings. Neither did going all the way upstate to Cortland, still ring-less. Florham Park? New Jersey – nuff said.
Maybe Peekskill’s worth another try. Come on, I’ll take you on a tour of the park.
As you can see, winter’s a quiet time, just us hard core runners
and dog walkers
So, next time you see Coach Rex Ryan, take him aside and give him the good word. No, two good words. Depew Park.